In the spirit of April Fools’ Day and politics, elect one of the following five prompts to start your next story.
- “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter
Samantha’s stopped looking at me. She nods to something behind me. I turn around. June is staring at me; her face is bright red. I shut my mouth. Probably the smartest thing I’ve done all morning.
- “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do.” – Benjamin Franklin
Charles tapped the side of his leg impatiently. Where was this going? Bruce had told him all this before and the conversation always ended with both of them being offended.
- “You’ve got to learn to accept the fool in you as well as the part that’s got it goin’ on.” – Tyra Banks
Claire climbed into her “practical,” used car. It was ugly. She’d thought so when she bought it, but it got great gas mileage which, according to the dealer, was just one of its many desirable qualities.
“What this car lacks in looks, it makes up for in trunk space.” That’s what the dealer had told her. What he’d left out was that the air-conditioning didn’t work and the radio randomly changed stations whenever the car went over 40 mph. Since it had been a fall purchase, she hadn’t thought to check the air-conditioning and she hadn’t driven above 25 mph during the quick test drive.
Why didn’t I take Max with me?
- “A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for possible defeat.” – Louis L’Amour
He looked at the TV screen, shocked. They’d lost. He’d lost. While his friends complained about the game’s disappointing outcome, Zack chewed the inside of his lip. What would Benny say when Zack told him he didn’t have the $1,000?
- “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.” – Albert Einstein
The two armies were drawn up, waiting for the signal to begin their attack. Albrecht tried not to think about them as he moved silently among the trees. He’d grown up in these woods. Everything was familiar, except the two armies waiting to eradicate each other. Noon. He had until noon.